every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
How naked do you want me to be?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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