I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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