I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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