you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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