She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Never joke about your clitoris.
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