im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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