i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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