I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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