they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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