Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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