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Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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