no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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