Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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