i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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