Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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