So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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