party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have demons in me.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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