Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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