I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
People in love make me want to vomit
you would pick up someone in the library
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.