I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you