i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Boobs are out for the taking
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.