theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
NoShamevember. You game?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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