just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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