That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
A+ Viking dick
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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