when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
zippers are such a cool invention
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
