He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
How's work?
Spinning.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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