Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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