everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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