Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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