You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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