So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
