I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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