I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
