Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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