I love having hate sex.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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