OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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