so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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