I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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