He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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