nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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