this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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