i just made my gag reflex go away.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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