The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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