Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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