we're blogging at a bar
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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