oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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