So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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