all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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