But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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