She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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