I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
God, you're like boner-b-gone
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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