I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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