Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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