I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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