If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
