But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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