I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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