I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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