I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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