Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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