you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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