Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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